Tuscaloosa Tornadoes

Willis McGahee

Knights of Knee

Jamal Lewis

Chokin’ Dogs

Rudi Johnson, Lamont Jordan

Asscrackylvania Skidmarks

Peyton Manning, Priest Holmes, Randy Moss

Sherwood Forest ExPatriots

Domanick Davis, Torry Holt

New England Giant Buffaloes

Shawn Alexander, Ahman Greem. Terrell Owens

Florida Sea Dogs

Clinton Portis, LaDainian Tomlinson

Minnesota Evil Dead

Daunte Culpepper, Deuce McAllister, Hines Ward

Florida Fire Ants

none

Houston Catatonic Cowboys

Donovan McNabb, Fred Taylor, Marvin Harrison

Santa Cruz Raydars

none

Mad Purple Hatters

Marc, Bulger, Edgerrin James, Chad Johnson