Half Eaten Urinal Cakes
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Pos Player Team Pts * Week #
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QB Michael Vick ATL 19 P:12-23-1-156 R:11- 68 TD:R7
RB Priest Holmes KC 14 R:22- 85 C: 1- 5 TD:R3
RB Kevin Jones DET 8 R:25- 87 C: 2- 9
WR Isaac Bruce STL 12 C: 3- 61 TD:C29
WR Darrell Jackson SEA 12 C: 6- 65 TD:C9
WR Terrell Owens PHI 11 C: 7-112
TE Randy McMichael MIA 11 C: 6- 55 TD:C2
PK Paul Edinger MIN 11 FGs:53,22 XPs:1/1
Def Washington WAS 12 FR:1 I:1-7 S:3-16
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Starter Points = 110
QB Byron Leftwich JAX 18 P:17-31-0-252 R: 4- 9 TD:P30,P7
RB Chris Brown TEN 6 R:11- 63
RB Stephen Davis CAR 14 ! R:13- 81 TD:R1
RB Reuben Droughns CLE 9 R:12- 78 C: 3- 22
RB Marshall Faulk STL 1 R: 3- 12 C: 1- 4
WR Arnaz Battle SF 12 C: 5- 59 R: 1- -3 P: 2- 2-0- 27 TD:C6
WR Antonio Bryant CLE 6 C: 5- 65
WR Jimmy Smith JAX 25 ! C: 7-130 TD:C30,C7
TE L.J. Smith PHI 2 C: 3- 29
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Bench Points = 93
Potential Points = 130
Briana Can Stay
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Pos Player Team Pts * Week #
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QB Tom Brady NE 21 P:24-38-0-306 R: 3- -1 TD:P18,P5
RB Tiki Barber NYG 18 R:13- 62 C: 2- 60 TD:R21
RB Jamal Lewis BAL 4 R:16- 48 C: 1- 4
WR Donald Driver GB 4 C: 4- 48
WR Braylon Edwards CLE 1 C: 2- 16
WR Joe Horn NO 6 C: 5- 66
TE Tony Gonzalez KC 5 C: 4- 51
PK Mike Nugent NYJ 1 FGs:-28 XPs:1/1
Def Pittsburgh PIT 14 FR:2 I:2-20 S:3-13
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Starter Points = 74
QB Ben Roethlisberger PIT 16 P: 9-11-0-218 R: 3- 5 TD:P3,P63
RB Kevin Faulk NE 2 R: 5- 11 C: 3- 18
RB Duce Staley PIT 0
WR Plaxico Burress NYG 13 ! C: 5- 76 TD:C13
WR Keyshawn Johnson DAL 18 ! C: 5- 65 TD:C13,C2
WR Keenan McCardell SD 24 ! C: 9-123 TD:C20,C17
TE Bubba Franks GB 2 C: 4- 27
PK Ryan Longwell GB 7 ! FGs:50
Def Jacksonville JAX 10 FR:2 I:3-29 S:2-18
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Bench Points = 92
Potential Points = 124
J & J Udderly Mad Cows
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Pos Player Team Pts * Week #
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QB Marc Bulger STL 24 P:34-56-1-362 R: 2- 8 TD:P29,P6
RB Lamont Jordan OAK 11 R:18- 70 C: 5- 40
RB Clinton Portis WAS 12 R:21-121
WR Larry Fitzgerald ARI 21 C:13-155 TD:C1
WR Eric Moulds BUF 4 C: 4- 40
WR Jerry Porter OAK 4 C: 3- 48
TE Jason Witten DAL 1 C: 1- 12
PK Matt Stover BAL 1 FGs:-38,-45,-47 XPs:1/1
Def Indianapolis IND 20 FR:1 I:3-61 S:3-31 TD:IR30
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Starter Points = 98
QB Jake Delhomme CAR 14 P:19-31-2-212 R: 2- 17 TD:P33
RB Jerome Bettis PIT 0
RB Edgerrin James IND 10 R:23- 88 C: 3- 26
RB Willie Parker PIT 26 ! R:22-161 C: 1- 48 TD:R11
WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh CIN 7 ! C: 5- 75
WR Santana Moss WAS 9 ! C: 4- 96
WR Reggie Williams JAX 4 C: 4- 41
PK Nate Kaeding SD 6 ! FGs:33 XPs:3/3
Def Atlanta ATL 10 FR:2 I:1-38 S:2-7
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Bench Points = 86
Potential Points = 126
The Big Johnsons
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Pos Player Team Pts * Week #
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QB Kerry Collins OAK 22 P:18-40-1-265 R: 1- 2 TD:P2,P73,P5
RB Steven Jackson STL 7 R:19- 60 C: 3- 13
RB Ladainian Tomlinson SD 13 R:19- 72 TD:R2
WR Drew Bennett TEN 7 C: 3- 79
WR Marvin Harrison IND 12 C: 6- 69 TD:C28
WR Rod Smith DEN 9 C: 7- 90
TE Jeremy Shockey NYG 8 C: 2- 29 TD:C20
PK Jason Elam DEN 4 FGs:28 XPs:1/1
Def Tampa Bay TB 14 FR:2 I:3-16 S:2-11
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Starter Points = 96
QB Aaron Brooks NO 12 P:18-24-0-192 R: 3- 32
RB T.J. Duckett ATL 7 R: 8- 15 TD:R1
RB Dominic Rhodes IND 0
RB Eric Shelton CAR 0
WR Michael Jenkins ATL 8 ! C: 3- 80
WR Muhsin Muhammad CHI 5 C: 6- 59
TE Chris Cooley WAS 3 C: 3- 34
PK John Carney NO 15 ! FGs:29,48,47 XPs:2/2
Def New York NYJ 2 I:1-0 S:1-9
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Bench Points = 52
Potential Points = 108
Waiver Wire Addicts
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Pos Player Team Pts * Week #
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QB Daunte Culpepper MIN 12 P:22-33-3-233 R: 4- 12
RB Michael Bennett MIN 2 R: 6- -1 C: 3- 21
RB Rudi Johnson CIN 19 R:26-126 C: 2- 12 TD:R1
WR Michael Clayton TB 5 C: 4- 57
WR Brandon Stokley IND 8 C: 7- 83
WR Javon Walker GB 2 C: 4- 27
TE Marcus Pollard DET 11 C: 5- 58 TD:C9
PK David Akers PHI 6 FGs:44,-49,-49 XPs:1/1
Def New England NE 2 I:1-0 S:1-6
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Starter Points = 67
QB Matt Hasselbeck SEA 19 ! P:21-37-3-246 R: 2- 16 TD:P33,P9
RB Cedric Benson CHI 1 R: 3- 10
RB Larry Johnson KC 24 ! R: 9-110 C: 1- 11 TD:R35,R4
RB Michael Pittman TB 0
RB Moe Williams MIN 4 R: 6- 15 C: 2- 32
WR Ronald Curry OAK 0
WR Antwaan Randle El PIT 14 ! C: 2- 89 R: 1- 6 TD:C63
TE Antonio Gates SD 0
PK Sebastian Janikowski OAK 2 FGs:-43 XPs:2/2
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Bench Points = 64
Potential Points = 108
Lt Colonel Dogbert
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Pos Player Team Pts * Week #
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QB Brett Favre GB 10 P:27-44-2-201 R: 1- -1
RB Ahman Green GB 8 R:12- 58 C: 5- 34
RB Julius Jones DAL 16 R:26- 93 C: 3- 18 TD:R5
WR Deion Branch NE 15 C: 7- 99 TD:C18
WR Nate Burleson MIN 4 C: 3- 45
WR Justin McCareins NYJ 3 C: 3- 39
TE Jeb Putzier DEN 6 C: 7- 67
PK Josh Brown SEA 2 XPs:2/2
Def Baltimore BAL 0
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Starter Points = 64
QB Carson Palmer CIN 20 ! P:26-34-1-280 TD:P20,P18
RB Mike Anderson DEN 0 R: 4- 5
RB Najeh Davenport GB 0 R: 3- 0
RB Ricky Williams MIA 0
WR Kevin Curtis STL 6 ! C: 7- 63
WR Ashley Lelie DEN 1 C: 2- 17
WR Charles Rogers DET 3 C: 1- 31
WR Amani Toomer NYG 0
TE Doug Jolley NYJ 1 C: 2- 18
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Bench Points = 31
Potential Points = 77
Iridescent Silver Powderpuffs
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Pos Player Team Pts * Week #
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QB Donovan McNabb PHI 15 P:24-45-1-257 R: 1- 0 TD:P9
RB Domanick Davis HOU 4 R:14- 48 C: 2- 9
RB Willis McGahee BUF 12 R:22-117 C: 3- 15
WR Anquan Boldin ARI 6 C: 4- 62
WR Laveranues Coles NYJ 6 C: 6- 66
WR Eddie Kennison KC 7 C: 4- 76
TE Alge Crumpler ATL 5 C: 4- 54
PK Adam Vinatieri NE 6 FGs:26 XPs:3/4
Def Carolina CAR 3 FR:2 S:1-2
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Starter Points = 64
QB Drew Brees SD 16 ! P:18-35-2-209 R: 1- 2 TD:P20,P17
QB Chad Pennington NYJ 13 P:21-34-1-264 R: 2- 0
RB Mewelde Moore MIN 0
RB Carnell Williams TB 20 ! R:27-148 TD:R71
WR Tyrone Calico TEN 0 C: 2- 2
WR Chris Chambers MIA 10 ! C: 5- 40 R: 1- 61
WR Travis Taylor MIN 3 C: 3- 38
PK Jason Hanson DET 5 FGs:21 XPs:2/2
Def Chicago CHI 11 ! FR:2 I:1-3 S:3-16
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Bench Points = 78
Potential Points = 93
Just Valerie and Cecile
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Pos Player Team Pts * Week #
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QB Peyton Manning IND 18 P:21-36-0-254 R: 3- -2 TD:P28,P26
RB J.J. Arrington ARI 2 R: 8- 5 C: 4- 22
RB Corey Dillon NE 21 R:23- 63 C: 2- 30 TD:R8,R2
WR Lee Evans BUF 6 C: 3- 68 R: 1--10
WR Chad Johnson CIN 10 C: 9- 91 R: 1- 11
WR Steve Smith CAR 19 C: 8-138 TD:C33
TE Todd Heap BAL 3 C: 4- 38
PK Mike Vanderjagt IND 6 FGs:20 XPs:3/3
Def Buffalo BUF 17 FR:2 I:3-22 S:5-45
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Starter Points = 102
QB David Carr HOU 13 P: 9-21-3- 70 R: 7- 40 TD:R1
RB Tatum Bell DEN 5 ! R:13- 47 C: 1- 13
RB Marcel Shipp ARI 1 R: 7- 10 C: 2- 5
RB Labrandon Toefield JAX 0 R: 4- 4
WR Keary Colbert CAR 1 C: 2- 11
WR Derrick Mason BAL 9 ! C: 8- 99
TE Daniel Graham NE 1 C: 1- 17
PK Jeff Reed PIT 12 ! FGs:44,27 XPs:4/4
Def Philadelphia PHI 10 FR:2 I:1-0 S:4-37
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Bench Points = 52
Potential Points = 114
Pygmy Airwhales
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Pos Player Team Pts * Week #
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QB Jake Plummer DEN 16 P:22-48-2-251 R: 3- 18 TD:P2,HFR85
RB Curtis Martin NYJ 7 R:20- 57 C: 3- 20
RB Deuce McAllister NO 18 R:26- 64 C: 2- 5 TD:R4,R2
WR Randy Moss OAK 19 C: 5-130 TD:C73
WR Hines Ward PIT 2 C: 2- 25 R: 1- -1
WR Reggie Wayne IND 5 C: 4- 50
TE Dallas Clark IND 0
PK John Kasay CAR 10 FGs:39,46 XPs:2/2
Def Cincinnati CIN 6 FR:1 I:2-30
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Starter Points = 83
QB Joey Harrington DET 15 P:15-28-0-167 R: 3- 14 TD:P9,P3
QB Steve McNair TEN 13 P:18-26-1-219 R: 2- -1 TD:P1
RB Kevan Barlow SF 9 R:14- 22 C: 2- 17 TD:R9
RB Warrick Dunn ATL 11 ! R:21-117 C: 1- 0
RB Frank Gore SF 3 R: 4- 17 C: 2- 21
RB Thomas Jones CHI 10 R:15- 31 C: 2- 14 TD:R1
RB Fred Taylor JAX 8 R:20- 76 C: 2- 14
WR David Givens NE 3 C: 2- 31
WR Donte' Stallworth NO 4 ! C: 4- 47
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Bench Points = 76
Potential Points = 89
Cheeseheads
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Pos Player Team Pts * Week #
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QB Trent Green KC 10 P:15-26-1-200 R: 1- -1
RB Shaun Alexander SEA 7 R:14- 73
RB Brian Westbrook PHI 16 R:12- 47 C: 7- 64 TD:C9
WR Torry Holt STL 12 C:10-125
WR Andre Johnson HOU 1 C: 3- 18 R: 2- 7
WR Roy Williams DET 1 C: 2- 13
TE Jermaine Wiggins MIN 3 C: 4- 33
PK Jeff Wilkins STL 17 FGs:30,41,33,41 XPs:1/1
Def Arizona ARI 11 I:2-20 S:3-18 TD:IR18
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Starter Points = 78
QB Kurt Warner ARI 17 ! P:27-46-1-264 R: 3- 11 TD:P1
RB Ronnie Brown MIA 5 R:22- 57 C: 1- 4
RB De'shaun Foster CAR 5 R: 9- 41 C: 3- 15
RB Travis Henry TEN 3 R:10- 35
RB Lee Suggs CLE 0
WR Bobby Engram SEA 7 C: 8- 79
WR Joey Galloway TB 9 ! C: 5- 97 R: 1- 0
WR Terry Glenn DAL 4 C: 3- 42
WR Brandon Lloyd SF 12 ! C: 3- 65 TD:C35
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Bench Points = 62
Potential Points = 104
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